Retro Recall: Nothing says beautiful like floating sludge…

While pondering the resurrection of this blog, I went through all of the archives and found some of my favorite posts.   I thought it would be appropriate to revamp them a little and post them again in honor of my original mission. So here is the first in a series I like to call Retro Recall.

I should have known better than to pick this damn thing up, but I just couldn’t resist.  It was gaudy enough in itself, with the oodles of roses and all, but then I saw it.  The sludge.  Notice the dark yellow at the bottom of this thing.  And the ghostly floaty cloud.  Yep.  That there is a cloud of coagulated goo.  Apparently by picking it up, I had awakened the slime creature of the deep.  So I did that most of us would
have done, and I shook it up.

 

Ugh. That sent clouds gelatinous muck floating all over which, in all honesty made me gag a little.  (shudder)  Seriously?  Why is this for sale?  Find me one person who sees this and says “OMG!, Floating chunks of mucus!  and ballet?! I have been looking for one of these, Score!”