Open to Interpretation

I have thought long and hard about what to say about this and have come to the conclusion that it is best if I don’t say anything at all and leave it at that.  I’m leaving this one to all of you.

Love Is In The Air

With Valentine’s day rapidly approaching,I thought it would be appropriate to show the “romantic” side of thrifttastic crap.  I’m noticing an alarming trend towards “prominent knockers on kissing figurines”. I’m not sure I know why, or what it means, but it scares me a little.  exhibit one: the “pasted on as an afterthought variety.

Exhibit two: The “seemingly innocent enough until you see the side view” variety.  Oh my…..

Ok, I’ll admit, not so seemingly innocent if you really look at it.  Honestly ladies, if you need both hands to hold them up, it’s time to invest in a better bra.

And from the side….

Nuff said.  (I should probably just leave it at that)

 

Cabbage Bowl

No Black Eyed Peas, no light up box-head costumes (which were made locally by the way), no funny commercials and no football, but I present to you the Cabbage Bowl!  (Which is in no way related to the aforementioned Superbowl, obviously)
Yes, It is quite literally a cabbage bowl.  Not that I’m against cabbage, in fact I’m quite fond of it in many forms, (cole slaw anyone? egg rolls?) but I can’t for the life of me imagine the need for a life sized ceramic cabbage container.  Collectors may differ, but I’ll stick with the Superbowl.  Way better parties.  (and commercials)

How awesome is this!

One of the thrift stores I frequent has a “cheap goods/dollar store” section.  In that section I found this:

I probably should have bought it.  I mean, how often does one find kitchen ware named after them, but I really have no need since my fab thrift store find last year. I still think it’s pretty friggin cool.

I Have an Idea!

 

And apparently so does she!

Although I still can’t tell if she looks contemplative, arrogant or pissed off about it.  What do you think?